So this past week my kids have been full of all kinds of random information...so I want to share the knowledge with you...and again, I amNOT making this stuff up...
Mom: Leah go to your room until you can calm down, I'll be in there to talk to you in a minute.."
2 minutes later....
Leah: I can NOT wait until the 4th of July when I can get my freedom from you telling me what to do! GAAAAH!!"
Leah: Mom, I've been praying every night that Jesus puts a baby in your tummy! See! Listen! Dear Jesus put a baby in mommy's tummy, pleeeease!"
Me: Spit out my drink...
Leah: I'm so tired of being poor..
Said randomly while we were eating dinner..
Me: What makes you think we are poor?
Leah: Because we can't buy any of the campers on Craig's List.!
Me: Looked at Jerad and asked if that is what they did all weekend while I was gone....lovely.
Leah: Where do baby's come from before Jesus puts them in mommy's tummy?
Jerad: *crickets*
Leah: Dad, when am I going to grow a little stinger like Blake has?
This came after bath time and after I just explained again the proper name for boy and girl parts...which obviously went in one ear and out the other.
Jerad: *crickets*
Me: (later that night) Why didn't you answer her question or at least correct her?
Jerad: Because as long as she thinks that thing will sting her, the better....let's just keep letting her think that!
Me: Autum let's put your big girl panties on for church...
Autum: Nah, just put a diaper on me..I poop in that!
Me: sigh...
And those are some of the things they have said...here are some of the things we have done this summer so far!
Mom: Leah go to your room until you can calm down, I'll be in there to talk to you in a minute.."
2 minutes later....
Leah: I can NOT wait until the 4th of July when I can get my freedom from you telling me what to do! GAAAAH!!"
Leah: Mom, I've been praying every night that Jesus puts a baby in your tummy! See! Listen! Dear Jesus put a baby in mommy's tummy, pleeeease!"
Me: Spit out my drink...
Leah: I'm so tired of being poor..
Said randomly while we were eating dinner..
Me: What makes you think we are poor?
Leah: Because we can't buy any of the campers on Craig's List.!
Me: Looked at Jerad and asked if that is what they did all weekend while I was gone....lovely.
Leah: Where do baby's come from before Jesus puts them in mommy's tummy?
Jerad: *crickets*
Leah: Dad, when am I going to grow a little stinger like Blake has?
This came after bath time and after I just explained again the proper name for boy and girl parts...which obviously went in one ear and out the other.
Jerad: *crickets*
Me: (later that night) Why didn't you answer her question or at least correct her?
Jerad: Because as long as she thinks that thing will sting her, the better....let's just keep letting her think that!
Me: Autum let's put your big girl panties on for church...
Autum: Nah, just put a diaper on me..I poop in that!
Me: sigh...
And those are some of the things they have said...here are some of the things we have done this summer so far!
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| Played with the baby kitties at "Grandma Sharon's" house. |
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| Took pictures in the wheat. |
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| Celebrated Memorial Day in our Red, White, Blue! |
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| Sat at Leah's Machine Pitch Softball games... |
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| Played in the dirt and distracted daddy while he was coaching 3rd base at Leah's games. |
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| Hitting the ball! |
Spying on the neighbors...She built this contraption herself. Unrolled several rolls of toilet paper, left the mess in the bathroom, I might add...taped them together, squeezed the roll into her microphone stand and made a telescope. She said she was writing down what cars drove by, what color they were and their numbers and letters on the tag. :)
HILARIOUS! (Love Jerad's response to the "stinger")
ReplyDeleteHa ha Ha! My niece said something similar when she was 3 to a Nun. She told a nun she wanted to be a p*nis when she grows up. I don't even know where she heard that word.
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